Oh my god
oh you think I’m in control.
Oh my god
oh you think it’s all for fun.
Is this fun for you?
Honors College kids. Entitled bastards. Think they can chat you up and you’ll be receptive to their flirting because they’re all nice and interesting and doing really cool research fellowships on the intersection of political science and economics. I just want to sit here and be sad about my underemployment and eat my lunch while looking at thirty six stories view worth of trees. Don’t engage me and try to get me to smile, I am not having it.
(Source: hail-to-pitt)
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By The Moon, written and performed by the delightful Paige Chaplin.
I would really love to get through the duration of just one 1297 BOS-PIT red eye without tears. But Boston is an emotionally volatile place, and 4:30am is a good time of day for no one.
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My friend Albert has recently been struggling a lot with his programming homework. This is bad news for him, but good news for the rest of us because Albert is never as funny as when he’s seething with rage.
To allow him and everybody else to share in the fun, I compiled a found poem out of…
No. I don’t have an appointment.