Don’t import boys. Shop local. It’s not your job to stimulate the economy. 

• Most valuable advice about law school: 1. Don’t stop going to the gym, 2. Don’t listen to anyone else’s advice about law school. 
• The second level of FitRec has marginally more mat space and the locker room has a digital scale. 
• Fuck Fall Out Boy. Being over them ten years ago was the right thing to do.  
• If there is the sliver of a possibility of a ridiculous situation, it will seek me out. 

I better get some really great essays out of this someday. 

I desperately want to drink until I’m someone else’s problem, but I know whose problem that would probably actually end up being and that isn’t a nice thing to do. Like matter or energy, it can’t be destroyed only transferred. 

Once my sister was musing on a potential boything: His hair is so fluffy, like a hamster. So I told him, ‘You have hamster hair’. Then she paused and reflected: ‘Maybe that’s why he’s not into me.’ 

Because when you tell people that they have hamster hair they tend to want to be with you less. That’s how it works with saying things to people. 

Grey’s Anatomy has taught me nothing useful about medicine, love, or life. 

But the key to a great moving speech is repeating key phrases with increasing degrees of drama. 

I AM VERY GOOD AT MY JOB.  

Every songs her favorite song and mics don’t feedback
All the reviewers say “You need to go and see that”